Dear Leslie,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a loser. I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head under the bus and I saw you sit on my John F. Kennedy statue. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession, today about a new life as a clone.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Loki

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This amusing little meme can be found here!

Hmmm... as for who I want to tag with this... nobody reads my stuff, anymore, so I don't even have 5 people to pass it on to! ^_^ I'll just tag one person, because apparently she still reads my journal!

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